最近老是听到报纸与广播报导说新加坡年轻人越来越不会“敬老尊贤”。公车上不让位，下车不让路，说话没礼貌，嫖妓算三倍之类的什么乱七八糟，而且大多投诉及抱怨者都是乐龄人士。
真是荒谬。
那我也得来说一些话，他妈我下车时，挡在我面前死命不肯让路，以年龄为由硬要我退步回拥挤公车以便让路都是些什么人？公车上见某老汉脚步不稳想让位于他却被冷眼回应，让位被骂说自认狂妄，让位还给我挑位子坐，分明有空间走路却强词说我的脚挡住了路，明知自己脚步慢还非要挡在人行道正中央碍着大家无法赶时间，无视分割区抽着熏死人的马洛博若，不小心碰到了连忙道歉却被瞪视，公共场合唧唧歪歪发三八吵死人，握个手机就自以为了不起地大声讲废话，坐下时脱鞋将脚翘在我位子上。这些种种劣行来自谁？老人。自认自己比我早生半个世纪就很吊，凡事认为自己的所作所为都可以老年为由受牵就。
敬老？！尊贤？！
我把你这帮颓物视为人就已经是最低限度敬重，更何况这些废人有何“贤”字可言？要我尊？要不我干脆蹲下来拉坨屎给你啃岂不无比快活？再说，公车上让位给老人到底不过是学校公民课指定为有公德心之举。看好，是“公德心之举”，也就说任何人都完全没义务说一定要让位。没位子坐算你倒霉，谁都会有经历过。但是若没人让位，你最好是别到处抱怨，因为没这项法律，大家也都没这义务。有位子站就该偷笑了，少在那里执着自己的年龄做出无理的要求。
你曾是我的老师吗？你是我老爸吗？你是鲁迅第N代传人吗？在发牢骚之前先看看领着政府救济金过活的自己有没有本事受得起年轻人的恩惠吧，废人众。
Nice move: The old people mostly don’t read the Internet, and most Singaporeans don’t read Chinese.
Yay.
That’s the point.
与其在这里大发牢骚，不如登报看众人反映是否如此。
登报？拜托，我从不管本地的垃圾媒体，更何况是看人的“反应”。
看众人反应是否如“此”？“此”指的是啥东西啊？我的批评吗？还是你的“反映”？
What is with the pseudo-china speak here?
Not as if your china so pro lor.
Lol. You’re right. I never once said my Chinese was pro, in fact I think it sucks really bad. I can’t even make references to Chinese classics and I can’t write fluently in Chinese.
I shall take the “pseudo-china” as a compliment then. Because it’s been my style since Sec 3.
puki mat sial.
I shall start posting in malay soon.
Please do. We are pseudo racial harmonious.
parabutoh melayu saya taktau engrish pwease
marc… ur malay phails…
I do hope you’re at work Victor.
Lol. I managed to understand most of that!
FUCK you’re malay!
I never knew that!
my melayu is leet ok.. anything beyond that sentence is totally alien to me
…..How in the nine hells did we go from japanese spam to malay rantage?
The very same reason why there are 9 levels of hells, and not 10 or 8.
“How”, not “why”. *How* the nine hells were formed (the gods did it) is different from *why* they were formed in the first place (the gods were bored)
What in the nine hells were formed?
When in the nine hells were formed?
Where in the nine hells were formed?
“Why” is valid because the gods were bored so they made me start commenting in malay, which is “How” the nine hells we went from jap spam to malay bs.
Oh hey, same reason.
I am made of sweet sweet goodness.